drunk revelations from an event I swore to never attend

my 10 year high school reunion

I interrupt our regularly scheduled programming, Part 3 of my Friendship Serial (catch up here), to bring you a drunk at 2 am recap of my 10-year high school reunion.

For the record, I have neither edited nor even re-read this since I wrote it Sunday morning, and I do not remember what it says. I’ll find out when it lands in my inbox, as you’ve now foun…